"so i was just on woot.com"
"dude that's where i scored this lip balm"

"yeah i got this r/c airplane"
"they sometimes have deals on champagne"

"that's wine, but seriously today:
'evan pritts is in your doorway' ?? "

your wife just left you
she said she had to

she took the hedgehog
“his name is PROLOGUE!”

she took the ham, and all the mustard
“it was mine and so’s the custard”

now you showed her, stole her monet, and
evan pritts is in your doorway

anyone can chug a glass of drano
but how many can claim death by volcano

though choking on ash will not be fun
at least you’re art once it’s done

even though you died in pompei
evan Pritts is in your doorway

you tell her to hush and she gives
you the finger as she drops

her handbag and it's full of shivs
the phone rings-- most likely the cops

you think she's been drinking again
and she thinks your baby's cliché

you close your eyes and count to ten
evan pritts is in your doorway

your nose runs wet and throat stings when
you're lying in your bed again

your youngest son has got the flu
and now you have got it too, so

you mustn't go to work today
evan pritts is in your doorway

your sneakers they crunch pleasantly
as you walk 'round the broad oak tree

after a stressful day in town
you pick up your tools to calm down

you hear a creak and drop your cup
it breaks apart, then looking up

from brushing your pony of clay
evan pritts is in your doorway

but i must tell you before you go
of a more cheerful kind of day

four score and thirteen years ago
avoiding my niece's ballet

i passed the afternoon, you know
at a sunny game of croquet

through the wickets, albeit slow and
evan pritts was in my doorway